It's definitely time for David Hasselhoff to go back to rehab. The former pop-singing sensation and Baywatch body is in rough shape. He needs to detox with some Starbucks. In the past, The Hoff has been admitted to the Betty Ford Center for alcohol abuse in 2002 and most recently was in residence at Cirque Lodge rehab in Sundance, where he befriended fellow rehab-er Mary-Kate Olsen. Recovering substance abusers Mary-Kate and Britney would be a sound should for The Hoff to cry on now.
Yours Truly, Tim