The spunky, shaggy-haired, Vote-for-the-Worst crooner has finally met his demise on American Idol. Sanjaya Malakar has caused a hunger strike, gained Howard Stern's support, and slapped Idol fans in the face with hardcore originality. The most searched, criticized Idol is sure to have a career... in something. What are the top 5 Sanjaya searches?
I'm sympathetic to Lakisha and her daughter, but Fantasia already played the "I'm on Idol for my baby" card. In the coming weeks, it looks like "Melinda Shrek" will be the number one Idol search. I mean last night she even got the chance to do a voiceover for Princess Fiona (from Shrek), television magic! It's time for Phil, Chris, and Lakisha to get the boot. Chris first, because he is the biggest baby (even bigger than Lakisha's) that has ever been on the show. Farewell Sanjaya, I will see you on the TV Guide channel REAL soon.
Yours Truly, Tim