Thursday, April 19, 2007

Sanjaya's Reign Has Ceased

The spunky, shaggy-haired, Vote-for-the-Worst crooner has finally met his demise on American Idol. Sanjaya Malakar has caused a hunger strike, gained Howard Stern's support, and slapped Idol fans in the face with hardcore originality. The most searched, criticized Idol is sure to have a career... in something. What are the top 5 Sanjaya searches?

  1. Sanjaya Malakar Hairstyles
  2. Sanjaya Malakar Gay
  3. Sanjaya Malakar Sister
  4. Sanjaya Conspiracy
  5. Sanjaya Wig

Like previously booted contestants Antonella Barba and Haley Scarnato, Sanjaya is the most popular online.. by a long shot. I'm wondering if there is a connection. Sanjaya, Antonella, Haley, they should form a pop group with Ashlee Simpson-like studio magic. I would be all over going to a concert with the three of them. It would be absolute chaos. Below are the Idol search rankings. Blake is number four, now that my favorite Idols are gone, Blake is getting my votes.

Move Score


Sanjaya Malakar


2 Antonella Barba - 6
3 Haley Scarnato - 4
4 Blake Lewis +1 2
5 Chris Richardson +1 2
6 Gina Glocksen - 0
7 Jordin Sparks - 0
8 Melinda Doolittle - 0
9 Phil Stacey - 0
10 Lakisha Jones - 0

I'm sympathetic to Lakisha and her daughter, but Fantasia already played the "I'm on Idol for my baby" card. In the coming weeks, it looks like "Melinda Shrek" will be the number one Idol search. I mean last night she even got the chance to do a voiceover for Princess Fiona (from Shrek), television magic! It's time for Phil, Chris, and Lakisha to get the boot. Chris first, because he is the biggest baby (even bigger than Lakisha's) that has ever been on the show. Farewell Sanjaya, I will see you on the TV Guide channel REAL soon.

Yours Truly, Tim


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Another site has a pic of Melinda made up to be like Shrek. You might want to check it out. It's about 2/3rds of the way down the summary page here:

I don't know if they did the photoshop job or copied it from somewhere else, but it might be cool for your site too.

They also compare Phil Stacey to Nosferatu and Batboy.